keep training your animals to do human-like things and see if they dont kill you in your sleep
The best love story ever
- Boy: hey
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I really like you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I think I'm in love with you
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: I will never let you go
- Girl: *silence*
- Boy: *kisses girl*
- Boy: *eats girl*
- Girl was Doritos the whole time
